40+ of the Funniest Signs That Had Folks Doing a Double-Take

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  • 01
    DO NOT USE THE MICROWAVE AND THE COPY MACHINE AT THE SAME TIME. IT WILL THROW EARTH OUT OF ORBIT AND WE'LL PLUMMET INTO THE SUN. THANK YOU
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  • 02
    Lake George Bible Church welcomes you WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR RAIN CAN STOP ΘΑ Worship 10:45 748-9082
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  • 03
    Please do not walk, mosey, saunter, stroll, toddle, tread, traipse, troop, ambulate, prance, dance, tramp, skip, lumber, plod, slog, stride, trudge, run, scurry, beat feet, scamper, scoot, crawl, creep, or step on the plants. Thank you...
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  • 04
    Oops, No I meant the First You'll have to go round again (M32, M4) (M 32) Take the Look I said second exit I was Sorry
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  • 05
    Please do not enter the dangerous area beyond this gate! You quite possibly will get hurt, then you will sue, then a protracted court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you will lose because this sign that warned you will be "Exhibit 1".
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  • 06
    Greg U-Pic WALK-INS WELCOME Curl Up and Dye SALON & SPA 716 45
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  • 07
    YOUR MOM DOESNT WANT YOU TO BUY BEER WINE OR JUNK FOOD BUT SHES NOT HERE
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  • 08
    BAKERStreet STEAKS SEAFOOD SPIRITS STEAK IS BEST RED OR BLACK&BLUE POEMS ARE HARD DINE HERE!
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  • 09
    PASTORS Parking VIOLATORS WILL NOT BE BLESSED
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  • 10
    A YAWN IS A SILENT SCREAM FOR COFFEE Saginaw Durant
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  • 11
    NOTICE THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THIS NEW NOTICE YOUR NOTICING IT HAS BEEN NOTED AND WILL BE REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES
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  • 12
    We Accept Walkens
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  • 13
    WALL-6 CARS-O
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  • 14
    I WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES
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  • 15
    PARKING for City Cat Doctor 600 N. WELLS CHICAGO, IL. 60610 Violators will be SCRATCHED, NEUTERED, & definitely TOWED! $100 fine PHILLIPS TOWING 337-8330
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  • 16
    WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING PIE A PIZZZA HAHAHA ...SOMEONE DATE ME
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  • 17
    CAUTION LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT
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  • 18
    Buckle Up Next Million Miles
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  • 19
    Rita's ice custard ⚫happiness. I SCREAM YOU SCREAM THE POLICE COME IT'S AWKWARD
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  • 20
    NAAAAAAAH SO WHEN YAAAA GONNA BUYMA PIZZABRAH
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  • 21
    Hiding from the Wife Bar Phone Rates $1.00 Nope not here" $2.00 Just missed him" £3.00 Had one drink+Left" £4.00 "Hasn't been in all day $5.00 "Never heard of him. Please See bartender on arrival
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  • 22
    93 WICKED BIG STAWM! COMIN' 93
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  • 23
    PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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  • 24
    RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO FLOSS DAILY
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  • 25
    FROZEN LIKE MY HEART
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  • 26
    FOR FOX SAKE SLOW DOWN
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  • 27
    PLEASE Do Not Feed The Pigeons THEY DO THINGS
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  • 28
    SKATE BOARDING IS COOL JUST NOT ON THIS PROPERTY
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  • 29
    Attention Dog Guardians Pick up after your dogs. Thank you. Attention Dogs Grrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog. District of North Vancouver. Bylaw 5981-11(i)
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  • 30
    家 GOOD LUCK 45 M.P.H.
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  • 31
    This sign is just in case we were stupid enough to hire someone stupid enough to need to be told that Employees must wash hands before returning to work
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  • 32
    Biller Divorce Sale
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  • 33
    YOU'LL NEVER GET TO WORK ON TIME HAHA!!
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  • 34
    BELL Drive Thru PUMPKIN SPICE TACOS JUST KIDDING S ine ENCE WASH
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  • 35
    Maternity Ward Push Push! PUSH!
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  • 36
    HELP! VE FALLEN AND BAN'T GET UP!
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  • 37
    FOUNDER GREAT WESTERN BREWING ORIGINAL DOUBLE 16. AGED CANADIAN PALE ALE GOD SAVE THE QUEEN a spot the patio on
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  • 38
    WE'RE OPEN UNTIL LETTERS FLY OFF THIS SIGN
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  • 39
    Sweet dreams are made of Cheese Who can to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody's Looking For Stilton. OBO
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  • 40
    P VISUALIZE YOURSELF BEING TOWED
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  • 41
    FOR LEASE Navidad
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  • 42
    TDC PREPARE ANNOYE
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  • 43
    St. Mark's Anglican Church "The Friendly Church WORSHIP SAT 5PM SUN 8:30AM & 10:30AM ADAM & EVE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO NOT READ THE APPLE TERMS & CONDITIONS
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  • 44
    DRIVE THR FREE STRAW WITH DRINK PURCHASE
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  • 45
    TODAYS OFFER Buy ANY 2 drinks & pay for them both....
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  • 46
    ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED.
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